Dog advice....

[DimPrawn]

Quite - after much deliberation, I'm not going to go for it just now. It would be for selfish reasons, so I may as well wait until circumstances allow.

Have you thought of a pet prawn?

[Churchill]

Have you thought of a see monkey?

ftfy.

[BlasterBates]

What about a goldfish?

I have quite a few pet spiders.