Don't let my missus read this

[MarillionFan]

I grew up in Holt, not far from Melksham, so occasionally pop back and have a pint in Melksham. All shops shut, most industry gone, just a town full of drunks.

Horrid place.

I've just bought a place just outside Melksham.

[Old Greg]

I've just bought a place just outside Melksham.

No wonder he wants to end it.

[MaryPoppins]

I've just bought a place just outside Melksham.

You're going to fit right in.

[AtW]

Looks like the painters are in.

How was your holiday?

[scooterscot]

How was your holiday?

More importantly, when is the next one?

[Support Monkey]

Looks like the painters are in.

The circus is in town but the monkey's got a nose bleed