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    #51
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Fine. I'm a biter.
    one day at a time

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      #52
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Fine. I'm a biter.
      Originally posted by oscarose View Post
      Only when shes left her teeth in.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #53
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Only when shes left her teeth in.
        I've told you before - don't confuse me with your missus.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #54
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          I've told you before - don't confuse me with your missus.
          Sorry. I keep forgetting that you have that glass eye & false leg as well.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #55
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Sorry. I keep forgetting that you have that glass eye & false leg as well.
            True. You still keep begging me for BJ's though.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #56
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              True. You still keep begging me for BJ's though.
              It's the closest I'll get to shagging a real pirate.

              The parrot is a bit of a turn off though.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #57
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Lost 3g Signal on the train. Trying to delete this thread. Please delete this thread.

                No point in being a part of CUK.

                Delete SY01.

                Thanks and goodbye.
                Chin up. You're the Man! Stay for our sakes if not for your own. Don't leave us with the angry repressed homosexual sockie owning brigade.

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                  #58
                  Good Job SY

                  Thank you for making all the rest of us look like heroes.

                  Please stay a contractor forever and do what you do best in between your breakdowns.

                  I salute you with a very akward boner.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Chin up. You're the Man! Stay for our sakes if not for your own. Don't leave us with the angry repressed homosexual sockie owning brigade.
                    Oh. You staying then.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      Chin up. You're the Man! Stay for our sakes if not for your own. Don't leave us with the angry repressed homosexual sockie owning brigade.
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Oh. You staying then.
                      It's like magic!

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