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paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind. -
WBPS. I've seen people do that and even a mild accidental overdose is thoroughly unpleasant.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postparacetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Suity does not flounce. He strides majestically.Originally posted by AtW View PostDid he flounce or what? CBA to read whole thread.Comment
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WHS. Like Quentin Crisp needing a poo.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSuity does not flounce. He strides majestically.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Your snack of choice.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWHS. Like Quentin Crisp needing a poo.Comment
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If you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine to counteract the effects.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
paracetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.
But will that will convert to homocysteine, which can cause heart problems and increase the risk of dementia.
So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Wouldn't it be more sensible to skip straight to the vitamins and get an early night?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine to counteract the effects.
But will that will convert to homocysteine, which can cause heart problems and increase the risk of dementia.
So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Yeah right.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf you change your mind, you'll need to take a shedload of methionine
So to get rid of that you'll need a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E.
the last time I took a big dose of folic acid and vitamin E,
Within 2 days, all the hair had grown back on my baldy patch, and I was was walking around sporting a permenant massive boner for 2 WEEKS
mind you, on reflection, I think I dreamed it
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BBC News - Paracetamol death: Desiree Phillips died after taking too many, inquest toldOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postparacetomol wont kill you directly. you will die in pain about 2 weeks later of kidney/liver failure. by which time you will have changed your mind.Coffee's for closersComment
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