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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    When my daughter marries I will object. She will be my little girl forever. Even if she is 50.

    I intend to strip naked and run round the wedding venue - that should stop it!
    Unless she's marrying Xenophon.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #22
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      When my daughter marries I will object. She will be my little girl forever. Even if she is 50.

      I intend to strip naked and run round the wedding venue - that should stop it!
      If your daughter and her OH are naturalists that definitely won't work.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #23
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        If your daughter and her OH are naturalists that definitely won't work.
        Like Darwin?
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Like Darwin?
          I meant this
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #25
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            Why would anyone want a total twat like you at their wedding anyway?
            I imagine the same reason some Kentish lass invited a lard arsed, six fingered ginger to hers, there's just no accounting for taste!


            HTH
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #26
              Hahaha love the comments especially since I last posted. Thanks all, helps just to talk about it.

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                #27
                Originally posted by wim121 View Post
                Hahaha love the comments especially since I last posted. Thanks all, helps just to talk about it.
                The only comfort you can take is when life gets boring for them will they still stay married?

                After all if all the family behaves themselves i.e. doesn't start arguments and fights, doesn't react to anything they do with shock and are polite with them they will get bored.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  I imagine the same reason some Kentish lass invited a lard arsed, six fingered ginger to hers, there's just no accounting for taste!


                  HTH
                  Maybe so. You should be happy then, for it means that even without the use of stun pellets, one day even you might find a female that might be capable of holding her dinner down long enough for you to ask her out.

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #29
                    Object to a wedding ?

                    jeez. I reckon some people could start a fight in an empty room.


                    what @rse crack would ask some anonymous folks what they think of a half-@arsed situation whilst only providing half the relevant information about half the relevant people?

                    half wit


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