Drinks in a hour, London

[pmeswani]

Can't make it chaps - sorry (although you may not be ).

Have a good time and don't mention the coke-fuelled midget clown porn again

Ahhh.... you did say it was ok for me to publish those photos in the Sun, didn't you?

[Pondlife]

Only just finished work. It takes money and time to come to London to visit strangers and frankly I can't be bothered.

Good to see you getting into the swing of married life early.



Darling, you don't mind if I pop out for a few hours to meet a couple of mates for a beer do you?

No, of course not you go out with your mates.

Ok, great, what will you do.

Oh.. I'll just stay in and tidy up I suppose.

Really, not out with the girls?

No, I might just go to bed early.

Umm.. ok.. actually maybe I'll just stay in too.




Just think "these aren't the droids your looking for"