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Cojak! You owe me big time!

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    #31
    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Well done cojak - you have made an honest man of MF - no mean feat
    Quite a few none honest ones round here to work on now. Who will be Cojak's next target? AtW?

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      For that last ban! You set off a chain of events.

      Firstly being banned, meant that yesterday I didn't go into my office at home.
      Because I didn't go into my office at home I went into the kitchen first.
      Because I went into the kitchen first I flicked open Mrs MF's laptop
      On Mrs MF's internet explorer was facebook which was open.
      There was a thread about Feb 29th and what a tulip I was because after 12 years together we were still not married.
      Jokingly I added in an 'entry' under her name
      Four minutes later the phone rang and it was her best friend congratulating her.
      She went downstairs, read the message, I started laughing & she got upset.
      My daughter came in asked mummy why she was upset and got told why.
      So my daughter asked me to marry mummy & eventually I landed up getting down on one knee.

      I am now engaged to be married.

      That's your bloody fault that is!
      Trolling in the real world can be dangerous

      (assuming this isn't more bullsh1t)

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        #33
        Good on you, well done MF!
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #34
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          More like 20k now.
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          Spent £30k here
          Ours was more like a grand.#


          I think MF is making this up to get rep.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #35
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Ours was more like a grand.#


            I think MF is making this up to get rep.
            So neg him then.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #36
              I can't I'm spent.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #37
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                I can't I'm spent.
                You really need to stop going to Tubegalore.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  What the douse?

                  I've got home. The table is set out with print outs of venues and there's a list of dates in the calendar to go and look at places!

                  COJAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    What the douse?

                    I've got home. The table is set out with print outs of venues and there's a list of dates in the calendar to go and look at places!

                    COJAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

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                      #40
                      It couldn't happen to a nicer guy
                      In Scooter we trust

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