What euphemism do you use for a shag?

**Doggy Styles** · 29 February 2012, 11:54

Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Good list - do you think you might be OCD ?

Nah, he has to use a different one each time to fool the missus.

**vetran** · 29 February 2012, 14:07

Both are right

**scooby** · 29 February 2012, 14:54

"give her a quick wang" or "wanging"

**Doggy Styles** · 29 February 2012, 15:38

I used to like 'slip her a length'
And 'give her a large portion'

I still can't take the word 'portion' seriously.

**doomage** · 29 February 2012, 16:39

Fancy a quick phalacrocoracidae?

The bird family Phalacrocoracidae is represented by some 40 species of cormorants and shags

**hyperD** · 29 February 2012, 18:03

Bullseyeing the growler

**northernladyuk** · 29 February 2012, 18:07

Post-surgery follow-up and discharge.

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