What euphemism do you use for a shag? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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northernladyuk replied

29 February 2012, 18:07
Post-surgery follow-up and discharge.
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hyperD replied

29 February 2012, 18:03
Bullseyeing the growler
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doomage replied

29 February 2012, 16:39
Fancy a quick phalacrocoracidae?

The bird family Phalacrocoracidae is represented by some 40 species of cormorants and shags
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Doggy Styles replied

29 February 2012, 15:38
I used to like 'slip her a length'
And 'give her a large portion'

I still can't take the word 'portion' seriously.
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scooby replied

29 February 2012, 14:54
"give her a quick wang" or "wanging"
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vetran replied

29 February 2012, 14:07
Both are right
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Doggy Styles replied

29 February 2012, 11:54
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Good list - do you think you might be OCD ?

Nah, he has to use a different one each time to fool the missus.
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Platypus replied

29 February 2012, 11:46
Originally posted by vetran View Post

... list ...

Good list - do you think you might be OCD ?
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Doggy Styles replied

29 February 2012, 11:35
Parting the curtains
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Old Greg replied

29 February 2012, 11:17
Taking the tube.
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The Spartan replied

29 February 2012, 10:54
Time to play hide the sausage
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original PM replied

29 February 2012, 10:43
Lets play a game of Mr Wobbly Hides his Helmet
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petergriffin replied

29 February 2012, 10:11
Dutch Tobacco
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Old Greg replied

29 February 2012, 09:46
Originally posted by Freamon View Post

I can tell you what MF's daughter calls it.

Daddy's secret cuddle.
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The Spartan replied

29 February 2012, 09:42
It's freaky time lol
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