Especially for sasguru. Although I'm sure we've all thought it at some point.
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It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan we nominate someone else to be banned on our behalf?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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"During the parts of your contract where you are required to behave like a cretin you may sub-contrct to another party as long as the username begins with s. And has 7 letters. And is at least as cretinous as you"Originally posted by doodab View PostIt depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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And a GSOH... so you may not need a replacement banjo string, if you're lucky.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCOJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKSComment
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Nothing wrong with a big bum at all. Especially those big pert ones with large hips, mmmmmm ......Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've always found just saying outloud COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS does the job nicely.

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