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Previously on "The official ask the mods to ban you so you can get some work done thread"

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've always found just saying outloud COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS does the job nicely.

    Nothing wrong with a big bum at all. Especially those big pert ones with large hips, mmmmmm ......

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS
    And a GSOH... so you may not need a replacement banjo string, if you're lucky.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I've always found just saying outloud COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS does the job nicely.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?
    "During the parts of your contract where you are required to behave like a cretin you may sub-contrct to another party as long as the username begins with s. And has 7 letters. And is at least as cretinous as you"

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Can we nominate someone else to be banned on our behalf?
    It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Can we nominate someone else to be banned on our behalf?

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  • The official ask the mods to ban you so you can get some work done thread

    Especially for sasguru. Although I'm sure we've all thought it at some point.

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