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29-Feb-2012

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    #11
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Anyone on hearing sh[tting themselves that their other half is going to pull a stunt like one of these tomorrow?

    Five of the worst public marriage proposals | Life and style | guardian.co.uk
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      #12
      I hope not. I don't think so. It's been mentioned in jest. But not by me. My answer would be a long pause (shock) then an emphatic "no"

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        #13
        Nope, although I do know the missus is planning a surprise 11th birthday party
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
          Nope, although I do know the missus is planning a surprise 11th birthday party
          Don't forget to ask her for Jelly & party bags (before you lot start that is meant to be completely innocent)
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
            Fruck me, speak of the devil and he doth appear! Last post June 2011

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              #16
              Nope, nothing like that will happen as we already know what will happen and when.

              I also hate being on camera/youtube/etc, so a public thing would be horrible. Ive only seen the food court and basketball clip before, you have to feel sorry for the guys especially if they've been lead to think that the woman likes public attention.


              Public proposals are a good thing though for many. I really need to teach a money saving seminar or something, as one idea I had a while back was: Most places (bars, restaurants, etc) will give you freebies for public proposals and everyone will clap for you, some may give you flowers or a bottle of champa's. Do that every time you go out and you can eat and drink like a celebrity for free.

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                #17
                Well, she asked me. I said yes.
                Me, me, me...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  Well, she asked me. I said yes.
                  Really?

                  Congratulations.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Really?

                    Congratulations.
                    Thank you.

                    First time for me, not a teenager anymore so all the mistakes over with I hope.
                    Me, me, me...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      Thank you.

                      First time for me, not a teenager anymore so all the mistakes over with I hope.


                      and well done that woman!
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