Originally posted by oracleslave
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
I hope not. I don't think so. It's been mentioned in jest. But not by me. My answer would be a long pause (shock) then an emphatic "no"Comment
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Nope, although I do know the missus is planning a surprise 11th birthday partyDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostNope, although I do know the missus is planning a surprise 11th birthday partyAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostComment
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Nope, nothing like that will happen as we already know what will happen and when.
I also hate being on camera/youtube/etc, so a public thing would be horrible. Ive only seen the food court and basketball clip before, you have to feel sorry for the guys especially if they've been lead to think that the woman likes public attention.
Public proposals are a good thing though for many. I really need to teach a money saving seminar or something, as one idea I had a while back was: Most places (bars, restaurants, etc) will give you freebies for public proposals and everyone will clap for you, some may give you flowers or a bottle of champa's. Do that every time you go out and you can eat and drink like a celebrity for free.Comment
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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostReally?
Congratulations.
First time for me, not a teenager anymore so all the mistakes over with I hope.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostThank you.
First time for me, not a teenager anymore so all the mistakes over with I hope.
and well done that woman!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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