Did you have a nice weekend?

[BrilloPad]

You are David Starkey and I claim my five silverage comics.

I wish I was. Intelligent, lots of money. And best of all I would never have had children....

[BrilloPad]

It's yer age.

Or that uncomfortable bike saddle.

I have always been like that. Very annoying.

[Churchill]

I bought Skyrim, having spent the past 2 months "evaluating" the software it's only "fair" after all!

[kingcook]

Did you have a nice weekend?

Got talking to some bloke in the pub. I think i got my drink spiked, i only remember bits.

I recall being on the back of a bike, then getting it on with this guys missus as he peeped through the slight gap in the wardrobe doors.