Did you have a nice weekend?

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kingcook replied

27 February 2012, 18:58
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Did you have a nice weekend?

Got talking to some bloke in the pub. I think i got my drink spiked, i only remember bits.

I recall being on the back of a bike, then getting it on with this guys missus as he peeped through the slight gap in the wardrobe doors.
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Churchill replied

27 February 2012, 17:43
I bought Skyrim, having spent the past 2 months "evaluating" the software it's only "fair" after all!
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BrilloPad replied

27 February 2012, 13:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's yer age.

Or that uncomfortable bike saddle.

I have always been like that. Very annoying.
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BrilloPad replied

27 February 2012, 13:27
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You are David Starkey and I claim my five silverage comics.

I wish I was. Intelligent, lots of money. And best of all I would never have had children....
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MarillionFan replied

27 February 2012, 13:24
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Yes. I cycle to and from work. I am training for an iron man in August.

You are David Starkey and I claim my five silverage comics.
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BrilloPad replied

27 February 2012, 13:22
Originally posted by doomage View Post

You ride a bike?

Yes. I cycle to and from work. I am training for an iron man in August.
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BrilloPad replied

27 February 2012, 13:21
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Ironically, thats twice as long as BP lasted

I have retarded ejaculation. Annoying for me but nice for the ladies.
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Mich the Tester replied

27 February 2012, 13:18
Originally posted by The Spartan View Post

All about the rugby for me, I'm sat here in work with smugest of grins on my face. Not a bad weekend for sport in Wales apart from Cardiff just missing out on the Carling Cup

Yes, I bet you're Smugley Smugson from Llansmug today. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Spacecadet replied

27 February 2012, 13:07
Originally posted by zeitghost

10 seconds before this thread gets deleted or moved to LR.

Ironically, thats twice as long as BP lasted
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OwlHoot replied

27 February 2012, 12:55
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(DOH! Just laboriously "explained" a joke)
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doomage replied

27 February 2012, 11:42
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Did you have a nice weekend?

On the minus side I was recovering from falling off my bike on Thursday night. And while collecting my 19 year old mistress I ran into the back of another car in my hurry to get home. But it was all worthwhile after I watched her and Mrs BP getting it on before we had sex. And I came all over both their faces.....

You ride a bike?
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The Spartan replied

27 February 2012, 11:04
All about the rugby for me, I'm sat here in work with smugest of grins on my face. Not a bad weekend for sport in Wales apart from Cardiff just missing out on the Carling Cup
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SimonMac replied

27 February 2012, 09:53
I had a great weekend, the youngest's birthday so went to see Sesame Street Live and then watched the worse Arsenal team in 15 years, spank the best Tottenham team in 50 years!
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BrilloPad started a topic Did you have a nice weekend?

27 February 2012, 08:55
Did you have a nice weekend?

Did you have a nice weekend?

On the minus side I was recovering from falling off my bike on Thursday night. And while collecting my 19 year old mistress I ran into the back of another car in my hurry to get home. But it was all worthwhile after I watched her and Mrs BP getting it on before we had sex. And I came all over both their faces.....
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