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    Too soon?

    Q: What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a spider?
    A: Nothing, they're both black and can't get out of baths.


    Alright, alright, I'm going . . .
    The vegetarian option.

    #2
    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Q: What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a spider?
    A: Nothing, they're both black and can't get out of baths.


    Alright, alright, I'm going . . .
    Too late more like, there was loads of these jokes around last week.
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      ♫ And I........ I-I.......... I-I.......... will alw---
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        If you are easily offended please look away now.

        WH Joke compilation.

        e.g.
        “Bobby Brown breaks down on hearing news of Whitney.” Hardly seems like an appropriate time to start dancing.
        Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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          #5
          Don't forget the "Its not right but its ok" as Whitney's coroner undoes his trousers.
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            ♫ And I........ I-I.......... I-I.......... will alw---
            I bet Dolly Parton is laughing all the way to the bank after Whitney death.
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              I bet Dolly Parton is laughing all the way to the bank after Whitney death.
              I bet the Colombian finance minister isn't. Amy Whinehouse and Whitney within a year. Doomed!

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