How to eat kippers

[scooterscot]

Don't know about how but when would be breakfast.

Smoke me a kipper skipper.

[norrahe]

Women eh ?
havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

So for any women here -

Fry them for 30 mins if they are fresh, boil in the bag for 15 minutes if prepacked.

lightly butter two slices of bread. Place the kippers on the bread, sprinkle with pepper and a small dab of tomato ketchup.
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Fry them for 30 mins!!!!

what are you trying to do, make charcoal??

A squeeze of lemon and loads of butter for me.

[wurzel]

Thought they went out with spam and gala pie back in the 70s

[NickFitz]

You eat the bones?

Goodness me.

If they were good enough for the Queen Mother...

[EternalOptimist]

If they were good enough for the Queen Mother...

was it the pope who had an Orange lodged in his throat ?

[Arturo Bassick]

was it the pope who had an Orange lodged in his throat ?

I doubt the pope has anything to do with the orange lodge.

[fullyautomatix]

The receptionist at the office I was working in microwaved kippers once for her lunch. The smell was so foul and enveloped the office building like a mushroom cloud and pretty much rendered the entire building unusable for a few hours.

[SimonMac]

The receptionist at the office I was working in microwaved kippers once for her lunch. The smell was so foul and enveloped the office building like a mushroom cloud and pretty much rendered the entire building unusable for a few hours.

I had a visit to trap 1 at lunch time that had a very similar effect on the office.

[TraceRacing]

I had a visit to trap 1 at lunch time that had a very similar effect on the office.

You should know better!

Visits to the trap must be made during invoicing hours! Not during your own time!

Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!

[bless 'em all]

WTF are you on about?! You put them on a plate with bread&butter on a separate side plate. As for ketchup - you should be hanged!

FTFY

Pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged.