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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    FTFY

    Pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged.
    or well hung


    <cough>




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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    WTF are you on about?! You put them on a plate with bread&butter on a separate side plate. As for ketchup - you should be hanged!
    FTFY

    Pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged.

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  • TraceRacing
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I had a visit to trap 1 at lunch time that had a very similar effect on the office.
    You should know better!

    Visits to the trap must be made during invoicing hours! Not during your own time!

    Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    The receptionist at the office I was working in microwaved kippers once for her lunch. The smell was so foul and enveloped the office building like a mushroom cloud and pretty much rendered the entire building unusable for a few hours.
    I had a visit to trap 1 at lunch time that had a very similar effect on the office.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    The receptionist at the office I was working in microwaved kippers once for her lunch. The smell was so foul and enveloped the office building like a mushroom cloud and pretty much rendered the entire building unusable for a few hours.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    was it the pope who had an Orange lodged in his throat ?





    I doubt the pope has anything to do with the orange lodge.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    If they were good enough for the Queen Mother...

    was it the pope who had an Orange lodged in his throat ?





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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You eat the bones?

    Goodness me.
    If they were good enough for the Queen Mother...

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  • wurzel
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    Thought they went out with spam and gala pie back in the 70s

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Women eh ?
    havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

    So for any women here -

    Fry them for 30 mins if they are fresh, boil in the bag for 15 minutes if prepacked.

    lightly butter two slices of bread. Place the kippers on the bread, sprinkle with pepper and a small dab of tomato ketchup.
    eat in silence whilst watching the news on BBC


    thank you for taking the time to read this


    Fry them for 30 mins!!!!

    what are you trying to do, make charcoal??

    A squeeze of lemon and loads of butter for me.

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  • scooterscot
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    Don't know about how but when would be breakfast.

    Smoke me a kipper skipper.

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I like a poached egg on top of mine...
    So do I !

    With a slice of buttered wholemeal bread

    Heaven!

    And agree with all the "ketchup = heathen" comments. KETCHUP??????

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Women eh ?
    havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

    blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

    eat in silence whilst watching the news on BBC


    thank you for taking the time to read this


    I think I can spot a flaw in your outburst...

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  • BrilloPad
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    I get the butler to remove the bones before I eat them.

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  • Lockhouse
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    I always grill mine and have them with fried mushrooms and tomatoes and slices of brown bread and butter.

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