Tax the facially follicled!

[Spacecadet]

How about Crack Tax?

Crack tax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[DimPrawn]

How about Crack Tax?

Crack tax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You taking the piss?

Pecunia non olet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Old Greg]

Okay, I've decided a beard tax is silly.

So I'm going to propose a tax on hair powder.

Duty on Hair Powder Act 1795 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'm surprised you haven't proposed a tax on stupidity.

[EternalOptimist]

I'm surprised you haven't proposed a tax on stupidity.

I remember when there was a lot of opposition to the proposal to increase vat on drawing pins, which was withdrawn because of the attacks on the tacks tax

[TimberWolf]

What the flip is hair powder.

[SimonMac]

I'm surprised you haven't proposed a tax on stupidity.

It already exists:

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[Spacecadet]

You taking the piss?

Pecunia non olet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The urine collected from public urinals was sold as an ingredient for several chemical processes. It was used in tanning,

I'd love to see an enterprising salon owner in essex read that and try to "re-create" it!*

*Before any smart arse points it out, I know the article means the tanning of hides rather than the tanning of chavs

[wobbegong]

Not just muslims, but Jews, and Sikhs do them as well.

. . . and folk singers. Ooh, and 1970s/80s computer programmers.

Scum, the lot of 'em.

[BlasterBates]

...and the

soap tax

[BlasterBates]

and last but not least

The Urine tax