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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    But I woke up again in the middle of the night again with the 'BA fairy'
    You and SY were together for Valentine's?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by MarillionFan
      Two and a half weeks worth of intense analysis, modelling, design, mockups, diagrams, process flows and I do my big presentation.

      One twunt picks up on the fact that I'd put the 30th of Feb in an example date column, another a spelling mistake and a third that two numbers didn't round properly (all mockups). To be completed with a moan about not being allowed to buy the software they wanted, how the previous attempt took 18 months and wasted $1m dollars and a shruggy 'yeah looks like you've got the basics' and that was it.


      Coonts.
      Are you in this for the gratitude or the money?

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        #23
        Originally posted by MarillionFan
        Two and a half weeks worth of intense analysis, modelling, design, mockups, diagrams, process flows and I still can't get the basics right! Stupid dates, Speeling mishtakes. Very amateurish basic stuff really.
        I ought to go back to something more low level as I am obviously not cut out for this customer facing lark
        ftfy

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          #24
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          You and SY were together for Valentine's?
          Someone should bring back the "like" button for this post.
          "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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            #25
            Oh thanks for the negative rep MF
            That makes you responsible for around 83% of my negative rep - you must be so proud
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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            CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan
              Two and a half weeks worth of intense analysis, modelling, design, mockups, diagrams, process flows and I do my big presentation.

              One twunt picks up on the fact that I'd put the 30th of Feb in an example date column, another a spelling mistake and a third that two numbers didn't round properly (all mockups). To be completed with a moan about not being allowed to buy the software they wanted, how the previous attempt took 18 months and wasted $1m dollars and a shruggy 'yeah looks like you've got the basics' and that was it.


              Coonts.
              All that hard work pissed up the wall with sloppyness. You do it to yourself, you really do.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan
                12 months on and FFS!!!!!!
                I was just reading through this thinking "Same tulip, different year"

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I woke up again in the middle of the night again with the 'BA fairy'
                  You got drunk with SY01?


                  edit: only just realised this was an old thread and I'd already made this joke
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Should we ask one of the mods to write you a note excusing you from work today?
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #30
                      I've just been asked by client Sales today to perform a little light BA work for them.

                      Which is nice...
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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