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You and SY were together for Valentine's?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Are you in this for the gratitude or the money?Originally posted by MarillionFanTwo and a half weeks worth of intense analysis, modelling, design, mockups, diagrams, process flows and I do my big presentation.
One twunt picks up on the fact that I'd put the 30th of Feb in an example date column, another a spelling mistake and a third that two numbers didn't round properly (all mockups). To be completed with a moan about not being allowed to buy the software they wanted, how the previous attempt took 18 months and wasted $1m dollars and a shruggy 'yeah looks like you've got the basics' and that was it.
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ftfyOriginally posted by MarillionFanTwo and a half weeks worth of intense analysis, modelling, design, mockups, diagrams, process flows and I still can't get the basics right! Stupid dates, Speeling mishtakes. Very amateurish basic stuff really.
I ought to go back to something more low level as I am obviously not cut out for this customer facing larkComment
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Someone should bring back the "like" button for this post.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou and SY were together for Valentine's?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Oh thanks for the negative rep MF
That makes you responsible for around 83% of my negative rep - you must be so proud
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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All that hard work pissed up the wall with sloppyness. You do it to yourself, you really do.Originally posted by MarillionFanTwo and a half weeks worth of intense analysis, modelling, design, mockups, diagrams, process flows and I do my big presentation.
One twunt picks up on the fact that I'd put the 30th of Feb in an example date column, another a spelling mistake and a third that two numbers didn't round properly (all mockups). To be completed with a moan about not being allowed to buy the software they wanted, how the previous attempt took 18 months and wasted $1m dollars and a shruggy 'yeah looks like you've got the basics' and that was it.
Coonts.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I was just reading through this thinking "Same tulip, different year"Originally posted by MarillionFan12 months on and



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You got drunk with SY01?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI woke up again in the middle of the night again with the 'BA fairy'
edit: only just realised this was an old thread and I'd already made this joke
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostShould we ask one of the mods to write you a note excusing you from work today?
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I've just been asked by client Sales today to perform a little light BA work for them.
Which is nice..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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