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Breakfasting at your desk
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I think you'll find.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTomorrow I shall be found at my desk at 08:00 wrapped in a towel gently rocking and repeating over and over "oh dear .. oh no .. not again .. but I am good at my job .. mummy"Comment
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Because of this thread, I had to nip out and buy a bacon roll.
It had brown sauce on and was excellent.
I also got a large tea with milk and one sugar.
Breakfast tastes better at your desk.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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I eat breakfast at home.... and I have second helpings at my desk an hour after I arrive. Greedy? Maybe....
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I couldn't agree more, good skillsOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostBecause of this thread, I had to nip out and buy a bacon roll.
It had brown sauce on and was excellent.
I also got a large tea with milk and one sugar.
Breakfast tastes better at your desk.
In Scooter we trust
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People in fat suits shouldn't throw cakes.Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, you look like a ******* anorexic.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Especially during RamadanOriginally posted by TestMangler View Post
You can't beat the smell of a bacon roll wafting round the office.
Particularly in an office full of Bobs.
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who're you calling fat, Chubba?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostPeople in fat suits shouldn't throw cakes.Comment
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- Many times, leaving home 20min earlier can get you to work an hour earlier
- As a permie, the time you're seen arriving can be an issue
- You can do checking emails and internet while eating
- Public transport may not happily delay their train 30min so you can eat first
- If you pass a nice sandwich shop on the way, makes sense to pop in
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Ahhhhhhhhh, you're all heathen. The penny drops.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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