Secret Forbidden Milf Lust

[EternalOptimist]

Still not got the knobwarts lasered?

they tried photon torpedoes.


no use

[MarillionFan]

[realityhack]

[VectraMan]

And a happy 50th for the other day.

[hyperD]

There can be only one: delightfully teasing, sultry Monica Bellucci.

[realityhack]

Monica Bellucci.

Totally my first thought, but then:

Must be a little pet letch, who seems just 'yours'

...AFAIK, Belucci isn't exactly a niche belle.

[Goatfell]

Totally p155ed off with this thread .

Some of these MILFs are of an age with my daughters

[hyperD]

...AFAIK, Belucci isn't exactly a niche belle.

Fair cop, guv'nor.

But by god, she'll be high maintenance in her fiery Italian ways, but omg, she's so fit.

I'd drop my #1 client for a quiet, solitary moment with that luscious Aphrodite.

[NotAllThere]

Totally p155ed off with this thread .

Some of these MILFs are of an age with my daughters

Here's yours.

[mudskipper]

Did K2P2 just become a GILF? Just sayin like

If it's female, got a pulse and isn't Cherie Blair, the 'ILF' bit is a given for most posters on this board. Actually, number 1 is optional for many and number 2 for some. ...Tony doesn't post here does he?

So the distinction between M and G. I suspect it's not related to the actual presence of children / grandchildren. A 32 year old could conceivably (legally) be a G, but I'd suggest a more sensible cut off of 50. So no, k2p2 is not a GILF and will not be for many, many, many years.

For the record, I'm the same age as Kylie. Shame she's let herself go a bit. If she gets in touch, I'll give her some tips.