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Darren Upton goes down for 6 years
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Back Doors? I'm slightly (very, very, very slightly) concerned about your knowledge regarding "lady's" anatomy.Originally posted by Epiphone View PostFTFYmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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You might want to consider the more usual understanding of back door action Urban Dictionary: back door actionJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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For posterity, family snapshots below.
Convicted fraudster, Darren Upton

Victoria Fraenzel (mistress)
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Apollo 13?

You need big bait to catch one this this size.

Is this an ex man?
Last edited by Bagpuss; 11 February 2012, 01:13.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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If I was going to steal close to a million quid to shack up with some bird, it would not be with her.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I've had similar for half a cider and a packet of pork scratchings.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIf I was going to steal close to a million quid to shack up with some bird, it would not be with her.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You should've held out for 6 pints!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI've had similar for half a cider and a packet of pork scratchings.Comment
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Anyone else seen Darrens linked in page.
Not half taking a break.Darren J Upton
Director at Upton & Co Accountants Ltd
Wakefield, United Kingdom Accounting
Current
Owner at Taking a break
Past
Director at Upton & Co Accountants LtdComment
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