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Darren Upton goes down for 6 years

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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Poor lass, dunno what is worse, the fact that the glam lifestyle she had has been whipped from under her feet or Wilmslow now knows she is single and going to be trying to bash her back doors in
    FTFY

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      Originally posted by Epiphone View Post
      FTFY
      Back Doors? I'm slightly (very, very, very slightly) concerned about your knowledge regarding "lady's" anatomy.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        Originally posted by eek View Post
        Back Doors? I'm slightly (very, very, very slightly) concerned about your knowledge regarding "lady's" anatomy.
        This is NOT safe for work

        Linky

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          Originally posted by Epiphone View Post
          This is NOT safe for work

          Linky
          You might want to consider the more usual understanding of back door action Urban Dictionary: back door action
          Just saying like.

          where there's chaos, there's cash !

          I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

          Lowering the tone since 1963

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            For posterity, family snapshots below.

            Convicted fraudster, Darren Upton



            Victoria Fraenzel (mistress)

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              Apollo 13?



              You need big bait to catch one this this size.



              Is this an ex man?

              Last edited by Bagpuss; 11 February 2012, 01:13.
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                If I was going to steal close to a million quid to shack up with some bird, it would not be with her.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  If I was going to steal close to a million quid to shack up with some bird, it would not be with her.
                  I've had similar for half a cider and a packet of pork scratchings.
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    I've had similar for half a cider and a packet of pork scratchings.
                    You should've held out for 6 pints!

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                      Anyone else seen Darrens linked in page.

                      Darren J Upton
                      Director at Upton & Co Accountants Ltd
                      Wakefield, United Kingdom Accounting
                      Current
                      Owner at Taking a break
                      Past
                      Director at Upton & Co Accountants Ltd
                      Not half taking a break.

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