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She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?
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"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon -
Originally posted by Freamon View PostThe door policy on this site *has* to change.
Question 1 - are you intelligent? You have to say to get to question 2.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMaybe she was trying to drown out the voices in her head shouting "YOU JUST HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN WHO CALLS IT RUMPY PUMPY! RUN!"Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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What's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"
It's in the Urban Dictionary:
Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy
Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.Comment
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I hope AtW is taking notes. He's going to have to lose his cherry sometime too.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWhat's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"
It's in the Urban Dictionary:
Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy
Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think the ladies (like Mary Poppins) would prefer it is you said "storm the gates of my gf's love palace with my purple headed battering ram".
I prefer to launch the wobbly warhead
or slip her a crippler
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostCould be. But it was after the rumpy pumpy that she especially got nattering. I was lying there exhausted and completely unable to defend myself against this barrage of verbalism.
I think condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs.."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostWhat's wrong with calling it "rumpy pumpy"
It's in the Urban Dictionary:
Urban Dictionary: Rumpy Pumpy
Although definitions 5. and 6. don't apply to me.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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