The Falklands...

[gingerjedi]

Clue 1: don't feck with the rugby, boyo, they don't forget things like that around here.

I've noticed Allan isn't very popular in Wales either.

[SimonMac]

but really, it's a crappy bit of land too far away. With potentially billions in untapped oil reserves

FTFY

I think it comes down to the fact that simply the inhabitants want to remain British, so we must protect them as long as they do.

[Doggy Styles]

Or until all the oil has gone, then the Argies can have it.

In 1982 we didn't know about any oil. We took a huge risk to win them back as a matter of principle.

Which went down well with the electorate.

Hence the decision to invade Iraq in 2003.

Which sort of didn't.

[Bacchus]

Or until all the oil has gone, then the Argies can have it.

Can't we bundle it up with Scotland when the oil has gone?

[gingerjedi]

I've noticed Allan isn't very popular in Wales either.

C'mon Zeity, I've been waiting to use that one for ages.

[gingerjedi]

In the land of my fathers at the exit to every car park you see a sign that reads 'ALLAN' in welsh followed by 'OUT' in English.

[Doggy Styles]

In the land of my fathers at the exit to every car park you see a sign that reads 'ALLAN' in welsh followed by 'OUT' in English.

Who is he? What's the welsh for Allan?

[Paddy]

Who is he? What's the welsh for Allan?

Aloonei

[Pondlife]

I've noticed Allan isn't very popular in Wales either.

C'mon Zeity, I've been waiting to use that one for ages.

Alain? as in Rolland? The french speaking son of a frenchman.

Popular, no. Correct, yes.

Edit: Seems I completely misse your point.

[gingerjedi]

In the land of my fathers at the exit to every car park you see a sign that reads 'ALLAN' which is Welsh followed by the English translation which is 'OUT'.

Does that read better?