Snow watch

[OwlHoot]

There's what purports to be a live snow map of the UK and north west europe at http://uksnowmap.com/

I presume it relies on tweets, rather than some fancy technology like radar. So it's only as good as the data provided.

[VectraMan]

The weather app on my phone said it was -11 here last night. So it must be true. I had no intention of going outside to find out.

[doodab]

I went out onto the balcony in my boxers and the hairs on my bollocks said it was bollock freezingly cold.

I think I need some thermal trousers.

[Paddy]

I went out onto the balcony in my boxers and the hairs on my bollocks said it was bollock freezingly cold.

I think I need some thermal trousers.

My penis and testicles shrink when cold

[Doggy Styles]

No snow here in Bucks, just blazing sunshine.

[TimberWolf]

My penis and testicles shrink when cold

Some people there appear to be describing the penis retracting, not just getting smaller:

...my penis retracting inside once again.

...force me to stop running and pull it out with my hand.

wtf

[VectraMan]

Some people there appear to be describing the penis retracting, not just getting smaller:
wtf

Is that what's happened to those two blokes in your avatar?

[TimberWolf]

Is that what's happened to those two blokes in your avatar?

The one on the right definitely isn't a bloke.

[d000hg]

Just started in Durham. Proper flakes and sitting on the ground (it's probably about 1 degree).

[administrator]

Nothing here in Bucks, not as sunny as it was earlier and Beeb says it may start around 6 - would not be surprised if we didn't get any though.