Weapons of Mass Destruction coming to your house any time now...

[DimPrawn]

UK 'is in range of Iran's missiles' as Clegg says he is 'worried' that war could break out | Mail Online

Iran is developing a missile with a 6,200-mile range capable of reaching Britain, it was revealed yesterday.
The rogue state’s new weapon could also deliver an attack as far away as America’s East Coast.



AND they have oil. They must be stopped at once!

Tony! Get your tax-dodging arse off that billionaire's super-yacht, we've got a another job for you...

[BlasterBates]

So let's get this straight. We invaded a country which was supposed to have weapons of mass destruction and we didn't find any. However we now discover the country next door has them. You realise what this means don't you....


We invaded the wrong country!

[TimberWolf]

AND they have oil.

All Iraq need do now is threaten to trade oil in Euros or some other non-US currency, like all the others, and the nail is in his coffin. I wonder if I'm a Dinner Jacket will end up being found dishevelled in a ditch like the others?

[DimPrawn]

All Iraq need do now is threaten to trade oil in Euros or some other non-US currency, like all the others, and the nail is in his coffin. I wonder if I'm a Dinner Jacket will end up being found dishevelled in a ditch like the others?

And then a "mob" will put a bullet in his head before he can reach the "safety" of the UN.

[bobspud]

I don't see what they think they will gain out of this.

Its a lose lose situation. Unless Iran think that Russia are going to come to help.

Even if Russia camp out their entire army, it still won't save them from a pissed off bunch of Israelis...

[SimonMac]

I am relieved by reading that, to be honest if they can reach the US they are more likely try and blow them outta the water than waste their nukes on us

[TimberWolf]

And they've managed to weaponise a warhead?

Mmmmmmm.

Good luck with that at a first attempt without testing.

And with hardly any nuclear scientists left alive to test it. They seem to have a habit of getting killed.

[BrilloPad]

So let's get this straight. We invaded a country which was supposed to have weapons of mass destruction and we didn't find any. However we now discover the country next door has them. You realise what this means don't you....


We invaded the wrong country!

They are only 1 letter apart. Easy mistake to make.

[MarillionFan]

Ra ra ra! Support the troops!!! Ra ra ra!!! We must invade!!!! Ra ra ra.

I'm off to Carpetright to teach these ragheads a lesson! Who's with me?????