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Alas poor dot key, I knew him well

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Porn.
    Porn existed before laptops, although you have the first 3 letters correct.
    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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      #12
      That's a point.

      Several of my keys all vanished one morning. I don't think that they could have all gone mechanically tits-up at the same time, so I assume something must have interfered with my keyboard driver.

      I didn't feel brave enough to delete it and re-install, in case I ended up with no keyboard at all.

      Any of you IT boffins know what to do??

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        #13
        Originally posted by Freamon View Post
        Porn existed before laptops, although you have the first 3 letters correct.
        I'm living the dream. (I borrowed your dot there btw)

        Picture the scene, you're in the kitchen knocking up a batch of muffins and fancy a wafty. Unless you had the laptop in the kitchen you'd have to head off into another room to collect your only laptop, whereas I would just use the kitchen one, saving vital seconds.

        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
          Any of you IT boffins know what to do??
          There's a guy on CUK who does a quick fix of PC issues for the bargain price of £15.

          Here's his details.
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            #15
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            There's a guy on CUK who does a quick fix of PC issues for the bargain price of £15.

            Here's his details.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              You might want to remove the blog from the website - and / or put some kind of comment filtering in place, since the one comment goes to Webcam Girls and Free Live Quality Streaming Sex Chat

              Unless that's Plan C
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                #17
                The manual

                NOTICE: The key caps on the keyboard are fragile, easily dislodged, and time-consuming to replace. Exercise care when removing and handling the keyboard.
                Sign of a quality keyboard that....
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  You could remap your keyboard, which a quick Google suggests is safest done using third party software. On my numeric keypad I have a backup '.' in the unlikely event that my primary '.' goes tits up.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    It's my sofa laptop. As differs from the bedroom laptop, bathroom laptop, kitchen laptop.
                    How often do you clean the keybd on your bathroom laptop.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      You might want to remove the blog from the website - and / or put some kind of comment filtering in place, since the one comment goes to Webcam Girls and Free Live Quality Streaming Sex Chat

                      Unless that's Plan C
                      Surely that's plan W (in all senses).
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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