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Nice. How did you find it?Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Posted by a friend of a friend on facebook.
Or something.My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Wow attacked by a sockieOriginally posted by EricBartlett View Postftfy
hth bidi
Not sure how it feels.
A bit like being nibbled by a dead sheep, I suppose.Hard Brexit now!
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My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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As an experienced chap in these internet forum things you should be aware that there is a difference between a newbie and a sockie.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWow attacked by a sockie
Not sure how it feels.
A bit like being nibbled by a dead sheep, I suppose.
but thanks for the poor paraphrase of a 70's gibe at Sir Geoff Howe - a very nice man. Dennis Healey was quite witty but you haven't quite reached his level.Comment
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Not yet, Parliament will probably go firstOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Postpjclarke ranting on like anyone gives a tulip.
Have the Maldives gone yet?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Of course not. But if the deniers get their way, we'll do nothing until its too late to prevent the islands submerging.
Sober up: world running out of time to keep planet from over-heating
Besides, my point was about the unreliability of the Daily Epic Fail, I happen to follow climate science so I know it serves up garbage on that topic, no reason to believe it does anything else on other subjects.My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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