Wanna see my tits?

[mudskipper]

That's not the one they had on Young Apprentice is it?

Don't think so - but that's what gave me the idea!

[Freamon]

Thanks for showing us your big naked tits, looking forward to the live stream.

This thread should get admin a bit of extra traffic, if nothing else.

[mudskipper]

"Tits" is plural - we only saw one

There are two - at the moment they seem to take it in turns. I think the male does the house hunting, calls the female over, then, when she goes in the box, he jumps out leaving her to look around. The other one was peering in through the hole (out of shot) while this one did its recce.

[mudskipper]

Do you like chickens k2p2?

I'm still thinking about this one - I'm sure it will click in an hour or two...

Edit: Ah - just seen your thread. :

[Freamon]

We need a video soon showing them in motion, otherwise people might start accusing you of having fake tits.

[mudskipper]

We need a video soon showing them in motion, otherwise people might start accusing you of having fake tits.

I assure you, they're all real!

He's back in the box on woodchip removal duties. One chip at a time. Very funny to watch.

[Freamon]

I assure you, they're all real!

He's back in the box on woodchip removal duties. One chip at a time. Very funny to watch.

Fair enough. There's a few tits on this forum already so I suppose a couple more won't hurt.

[mudskipper]

We need a video soon showing them in motion, otherwise people might start accusing you of having fake tits.

Stripping the woodchip - Phone video of telly screen - I'm sure there's a better solution...

[mudskipper]

Now I've just got to work out how to rename it... (bloody phone autocorrect!)

[Troll]

There are two - at the moment they seem to take it in turns. I think the male does the house hunting, calls the female over, then, when she goes in the box, he gets her to make a meal, gives her a good seeing to and then buggers off to woods with his mates

FTFY

Just noticed this morning in our garden that the tits were back at the box they used last year - usually see them around March