Where you put some clean pants on the bathroom floor, take off your well worn pants and chuck them on the floor and then when you get out of the shower, you can't remember which are your clean pants and which are your dirty pants, so you have to resort to GUSSET SNIFFING?
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NLUKbot database confirms new CUK record for *GUSSET SNIFFING*The NLUKbot - using 16k to defeat bio-NLUK -
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I use the wall technique before deciding whether I need a change.Just saying like.
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Why are you taking extra pants into the shower, are you ashamed to be naked in your own house?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Go commando and it all roam free!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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WHS - leave the clean pants in the bedroom and the dirty pants on the bathroom floorOriginally posted by d000hg View PostWhy are you taking extra pants into the shower, are you ashamed to be naked in your own house?Coffee's for closersComment
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I might surprise the Au Pair bending over making the bed.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWHS - leave the clean pants in the bedroom and the dirty pants on the bathroom floorComment
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