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    #11
    You shoud always make love with a condem if you don't want to end up in labour.

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      #12
      ConDems decided not to count Bobs, allowed an unlimited number to come in uncounted, and reduced their minimum wage.

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        #13
        At the last election, Gordon Brown was faced with an economy like a Range Rover stuck in a ditch.

        Gordon's solution was to engage first gear, floor the throttle, and worry about the extra fuel used after the Rover was out of the ditch.

        The Con/Dem's solution was to completely drain the fuel tank to make the Rover lighter, then stand on the bank and wait for the Rover to drive itself out of the ditch.

        Simples....

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          ConDem have made lots of cuts to public services?
          Another fallacy.

          The truth is "ConDems have made lots of talk about cuts to public services, whilst at the same time spending more than Labour and increasing public debt".

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Don't read the newspapers*


            *Except articles in the DM about Kelly Brook's underwear.

            Link?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Another fallacy.

              The truth is "ConDems have made lots of talk about cuts to public services, whilst at the same time spending more than Labour and increasing public debt".
              It's not a fallacy, there is far less money floating around up here at least.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                It's not a fallacy, there is far less money floating around up here at least.
                These money are going to pay off hefty retirement costs of civil servants.

                HTH

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