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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYep - I struggled with the whole 5 a day concept. Haven't been consciously doing it, but the recipes I've been trying are mostly based round vegetables, and actually it's pretty easy if you chop up veggies and shove them in your pasta / mince or whatever.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYep - I struggled with the whole 5 a day concept.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostFour pints of cider usually followed by a leak
SB in "Nutrition Doctor" mode
NB "Leaks" don't count.....“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I ******* hate that "5 a day" meme. It's so ingrained in our culture now that some of the guys in the client #2 office are obsessed with it, counting up oranges and apples and googling things like Walkers crisps, pork pies, chewing gum and truffles to see if they make the grade.
It's like if they miss the magic five then their intestines are going to explode out of their oxo towers all over the polyamide office carpet.
It's saddening to see grown men manipulated by propaganda.
Eat. Enjoy. Stop worrying. Ignore nonsense.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostCider is just apple juice. 1 pint is one of your 5-a-day Simon. For the full benefit, up your intake to 5 pints a day and you'll be just fine and dandy.
SB in "Nutrition Doctor" mode
NB "Leaks" don't count.....Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostI ******* hate that "5 a day" meme. It's so ingrained in our culture now that some of the guys in the client #2 office are obsessed with it, counting up oranges and apples and googling things like Walkers crisps, pork pies, chewing gum and truffles to see if they make the grade.
It's like if they miss the magic five then their intestines are going to explode out of their oxo towers all over the polyamide office carpet.
It's saddening to see grown men manipulated by propaganda.
Eat. Enjoy. Stop worrying. Ignore nonsense.Comment
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