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My mental picture of certain CUK posters

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    #51
    Originally posted by privateeye
    No - far more sophisticated than that these days. Lots of hidden camera gadgets and trickery to fool the best of them.
    Do you say that to all the ladies?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #52
      Originally posted by privateeye
      No - far more sophisticated than that these days. Lots of hidden camera gadgets and trickery to fool the best of them.
      oooo kewl, gadgets!
      I don't really have to be the next GB mistress for my first assignment do I?
      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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        #53
        Originally posted by sasguru
        Yes there seems to be a certain quota of late virgins here. Not unknown in IT circles I suppose.
        Janey must be laughing her c0ck off. Oh, sorry, that's Sandy.
        I'm Spartacus.

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          #54
          Maybe she's struck gold what with all us rich, handsome and clever types here.

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            #55
            Originally posted by sasguru
            LuciferBox Like Jamie Oliver, only has a tail and horns
            He is the most bang on bloke here. I can't wait to log on everyday to read his posts. They are always witty and full of erudition. All of colleagues say the same. In fact everyone I know does.

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              #56
              Originally posted by Spartacus
              Janey must be laughing her c0ck off. Oh, sorry, that's Sandy.
              Janey Well endowed geezer with hairy back and luxuriant moustache.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #57
                Originally posted by Not Lucifer Box
                All of colleagues say the same. In fact everyone I know does.
                shame about his sentence writing capacity though
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  Janey Well endowed geezer with hairy back and luxuriant moustache.


                  "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                    #59
                    Here's what Janey thinks of all you witty, macho types howling at the moon whenever she signs on...

                    I'm Spartacus.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn
                      Maybe she's struck gold what with all us rich, handsome and clever types here.

                      hmmmm let me get back to you on that one!
                      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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