My mental picture of certain CUK posters

[Lucifer Box]

How's Damian? Spitting hellfire and brimstone, yet? Oh sorry that's all babies, isn't it.

He's 12 weeks old this week. Blimey, where does the time go to? Before long it will be necessary to get that big guard dog and make sure the tricycle is conveniently positioned on the landing.

Things are going well thanks. He's settled down into a decent sleeping pattern now so I no longer look like one of the living dead in the morning (well, less so anyway).

You still living in Hoxton?

Fancy double-teaming Knobjockey's mum tomorrow? I hear she has baked an extra large carraway seed cake.

[The Lone Gunman]

Wowser, Janey shaking her head. Must rush off to the loo and touch myself.

Spartacus in "just trying to go with the flow" mode.

That's the spirit!

[wendigo100]

But you're saying you do like wearing your wife's underwear?

Did I say that out loud somewhere? Feck.

[Fungus]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabberwocky
I forgive your insolence little one. I realise my great intellect can be overbearing at times. The King of the Jungle occasionally treads on a few lesser creatures. My roar is deafening, my bite is final.

But more than anything, your farts are silent but deadly.

And when he jacks off it pays to duck.

[sasguru]

He's 12 weeks old this week. Blimey, where does the time go to? Before long it will be necessary to get that big guard dog and make sure the tricycle is conveniently positioned on the landing.

Things are going well thanks. He's settled down into a decent sleeping pattern now so I no longer look like one of the living dead in the morning (well, less so anyway).

You still living in Hoxton?

Fancy double-teaming Knobjockey's mum tomorrow? I hear she has baked an extra large carraway seed cake.

Must do that dad thing sometime. Yes still in Hoxton. Might think of moving somewhere greener soon as the nightlife has lost its allure somewhat.
Apparently Knobjockey has changed his name to Jabberwocky and is on his third attempt to pass his GCSEs. Do you fancy top or bottom? Either way won't touch the sides

[Fungus]

Fancy double-teaming Knobjockey's mum tomorrow? I hear she has baked an extra large carraway seed cake.

Caraway

I heard Knob Jockey's mum had a sex change and is now Deputy Prime Minister.

[privateeye]

Is there a mirror that large?

Its the same size as the one you need to brush your teeth

[janey]

Its the same size as the one you need to brush your teeth

awwwww, my knight in shining armour who came to defend my honour

[Fungus]

Its the same size as the one you need to brush your teeth

Is she related to Zeitghost then?

[WageSlave]

Bloody hell, all these newbies...

What is it about IT contractors and this desire to post as a woman. Is this some fashion I've missed? Should I turn up at my client's site in a leather skirt and Madonna cone bra?

Or is it one bloke, in Basingstoke, with multiple logins, filling the gaps between hand shandy sessions?