Hint. It's almost time to crack open the Champagne. Someone's leaving soon.
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Why is this man smiling?
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Originally posted by ChurchillBut surely the Labour party will have to vote for a new leader...Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by threadedI'm pretty sure they could use that new legislative and regulatory reform bill to save themselves the time and expense.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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His smile never looks right. It looks like he has been trained to smile. Often he seems to be 'beaming' a smile which suddenly goes when he thinks the cameras are off.
I also hate the way he drops his jaw when he breathes in while talking.
I actually hate the fact he is breathing full stop.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishHis smile never looks right. It looks like he has been trained to smile. Often he seems to be 'beaming' a smile which suddenly goes when he thinks the cameras are off.
I also hate the way he drops his jaw when he breathes in while talking.
I actually hate the fact he is breathing full stop.
I think he drops his jaw because he has a badly busted nose.
Saves anyone else the trouble I suppose(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn
Hint. It's almost time to crack open the Champagne. Someone's leaving soon.Comment
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Why is this man smiling
I heard today of the 5th IT Contractor I've worked with who is about to leave the UK to start a new life, before this dog turd reaches No 10.
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