Why is this man smiling
I heard today of the 5th IT Contractor I've worked with who is about to leave the UK to start a new life, before this dog turd reaches No 10.
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Is that a smile??? Looks like the same expression a rottweiler has shortly before it rips your throat out.Originally posted by DimPrawn
Hint. It's almost time to crack open the Champagne. Someone's leaving soon.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglishHis smile never looks right. It looks like he has been trained to smile. Often he seems to be 'beaming' a smile which suddenly goes when he thinks the cameras are off.
I also hate the way he drops his jaw when he breathes in while talking.
I actually hate the fact he is breathing full stop.
I think he drops his jaw because he has a badly busted nose.
Saves anyone else the trouble I suppose
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His smile never looks right. It looks like he has been trained to smile. Often he seems to be 'beaming' a smile which suddenly goes when he thinks the cameras are off.
I also hate the way he drops his jaw when he breathes in while talking.
I actually hate the fact he is breathing full stop.
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That was rejected by an all party commitee. The bill has been changed due to fears as we discussed for ages. It supposedly now specifies how it will cut red tape and which bits of red tape ministers can ammend without recourse to the House.Originally posted by threadedI'm pretty sure they could use that new legislative and regulatory reform bill to save themselves the time and expense.
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I'm pretty sure they could use that new legislative and regulatory reform bill to save themselves the time and expense.Originally posted by ChurchillBut surely the Labour party will have to vote for a new leader...
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But surely the Labour party will have to vote for a new leader...
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Why is this man smiling?
Hint. It's almost time to crack open the Champagne. Someone's leaving soon.Tags: None
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