Cuddle Parties

[BrilloPad]

So what happens if you ask a londoner if you can screw their cat?

You have to pay like everyone else. Just don't tell Mrs BP.

[Notascooby]

Bunch of needy b@stards....

What's wrong with finding solace in the bottom of a bottle like the rest of us?

[SimonMac]

I don't see the appeal? It could be vastly improved if everyone got naked, took some class A's and went at it like horny monkeys.

There are clubs like that too, or erm, so I erm, have been, erm told

[SimonMac]

Atw? Sasguru? Your wife?

Answer: What are three imaginary people

[SimonMac]

Come here, you daft bugger.

You want to bugger him

[TheFaQQer]

And more to the point, who wants to give me a cuddle?

[MaryPoppins]

Nice. I'll have some of that, please.

[Troll]

Is there an etiquette to M > F cuddling ?

Debretts have nothing listed ...

[MarillionFan]

Is there an etiquette to M > F cuddling ?

Debretts have nothing listed ...

Yes if you have a stiffy you are advised to give a side cuddle as opposed to frontal.

[Troll]

Yes if you have a stiffy you are advised to give a side cuddle as opposed to frontal.

Fair enough ... are your hands allowed to "wander" ?