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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 12:25
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I've paid more for less in the past

You don't need to pay anymore for humiliation and being told your worthless.

Just keep posting in General you worthless loser.
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SimonMac replied

11 January 2012, 12:02
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

No. Hence my knee in your balls there.

I've paid more for less in the past
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Wilmslow replied

11 January 2012, 12:02
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

No. Hence my knee in your balls there.

Sounds more like BSDM to me there MP
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 11:57
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

No. Hence my knee in your balls there.

Pain is my friend
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2012, 10:59
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Always

No. Hence my knee in your balls there.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 10:58
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Fair enough ... are your hands allowed to "wander" ?

Always
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 10:58
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Nice. I'll have some of that, please.
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Troll replied

11 January 2012, 10:55
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Yes if you have a stiffy you are advised to give a side cuddle as opposed to frontal.

Fair enough ... are your hands allowed to "wander" ?
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MarillionFan replied

11 January 2012, 10:48
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Is there an etiquette to M > F cuddling ?

Debretts have nothing listed ...

Yes if you have a stiffy you are advised to give a side cuddle as opposed to frontal.
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Troll replied

11 January 2012, 10:45
Is there an etiquette to M > F cuddling ?

Debretts have nothing listed ...
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2012, 10:34
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Nice. I'll have some of that, please.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 January 2012, 09:51
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

And more to the point, who wants to give me a cuddle?
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SimonMac replied

11 January 2012, 09:21
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Come here, you daft bugger.

You want to bugger him
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SimonMac replied

11 January 2012, 09:20
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Atw? Sasguru? Your wife?

Answer: What are three imaginary people
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SimonMac replied

11 January 2012, 09:17
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

I don't see the appeal? It could be vastly improved if everyone got naked, took some class A's and went at it like horny monkeys.

There are clubs like that too, or erm, so I erm, have been, erm told
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