Biscuits. Slightly damp. Unwanted present.
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New home for retired Yugoslavian Glove Puppets.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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What a grand re-entrance.....Originally posted by WageSlaveBiscuits. Slightly damp. Unwanted present.
the one....
the greatest....
the winner.....
the WageSlave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back! Glad to see you again as strong as ever.
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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1 (One) Prime Minister past his time, very used but still talk and you will wonder how to make him shutup.
For additional info enquire: 11 Downing St, knock 3 times on the black door.Comment
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Thank you, darling. It's great to be back. And I have to let you know, my love for you will never die. Be strong, my love. Let us not spoil this special moment...Originally posted by FranckoWhat a grand re-entrance.....
the one....
the greatest....
the winner.....
the WageSlave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back! Glad to see you again as strong as ever.
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Well it's a long story, my green friend.Originally posted by zeitghostWhere've you been?
Unfortunately, thanks to Mrs Gunman's meddling, Lionel managed to escape before the Giant Wicker tulipsu could be completed. The police were called and ol' WS hauled away. Fortunately the prisons were full of bikini clad grandmothers, so the judge had no choice but to let me go. On my way out of the court, Lionel attacked me with a table leg, causing my head to swell to massive proportions. Fortunately I escaped, but my life was in danger.
So, I found refuge in Easter Island, where my enormous swollen head prompted the locals to worship me as the ancient god Kha-ki-kah-ki-kah-ran-utki-limopi-ka-ka III. Unfortunately I had to leave following a regrettable incident involving the king's favourite daughter and my dicky bladder. As for the rest, that's a story for another day...Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Ah, let me guess...some new TurkOriginally posted by zeitghostI know.
You've been posting as Janey...
Actually, I've been posing as Beryl from South Wales. I needed the money. They said it was only sold in Sweden. They lied
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WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A FCUKING COMEDIAN, HUH? PRIVATE WAGESLAVE, YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE.Originally posted by WageSlaveAh, let me guess...some new Turk
Actually, I've been posing as Beryl from South Wales. I needed the money. They said it was only sold in Sweden. They lied
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No, I'm so ugly I could be your mother.Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant HartmanWELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A FCUKING COMEDIAN, HUH? PRIVATE WAGESLAVE, YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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