For Sale

[WageSlave]

WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A FCUKING COMEDIAN, HUH? PRIVATE WAGESLAVE, YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE.

No, I'm so ugly I could be your mother.

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Ah, let me guess...some new Turk

Actually, I've been posing as Beryl from South Wales. I needed the money. They said it was only sold in Sweden. They lied

WELL, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A FCUKING COMEDIAN, HUH? PRIVATE WAGESLAVE, YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE.

[WageSlave]

I know.

You've been posting as Janey...

Ah, let me guess...some new Turk

Actually, I've been posing as Beryl from South Wales. I needed the money. They said it was only sold in Sweden. They lied

[WageSlave]

Where've you been?

Well it's a long story, my green friend.

Unfortunately, thanks to Mrs Gunman's meddling, Lionel managed to escape before the Giant Wicker tulipsu could be completed. The police were called and ol' WS hauled away. Fortunately the prisons were full of bikini clad grandmothers, so the judge had no choice but to let me go. On my way out of the court, Lionel attacked me with a table leg, causing my head to swell to massive proportions. Fortunately I escaped, but my life was in danger.

So, I found refuge in Easter Island, where my enormous swollen head prompted the locals to worship me as the ancient god Kha-ki-kah-ki-kah-ran-utki-limopi-ka-ka III. Unfortunately I had to leave following a regrettable incident involving the king's favourite daughter and my dicky bladder. As for the rest, that's a story for another day...

[WageSlave]

What a grand re-entrance.....

the one....

the greatest....

the winner.....

the WageSlave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back! Glad to see you again as strong as ever.

Thank you, darling. It's great to be back. And I have to let you know, my love for you will never die. Be strong, my love. Let us not spoil this special moment...

[AtW]

1 (One) Prime Minister past his time, very used but still talk and you will wonder how to make him shutup.

For additional info enquire: 11 Downing St, knock 3 times on the black door.

[Francko]

Biscuits. Slightly damp. Unwanted present.

What a grand re-entrance.....

the one....

the greatest....

the winner.....

the WageSlave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back! Glad to see you again as strong as ever.

[WageSlave]

Wanted...

New home for retired Yugoslavian Glove Puppets.

[privateeye]

Meal for 10 at the London Marriot - returned goods slightly soiled.

[WageSlave]

Biscuits. Slightly damp. Unwanted present.