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Can we get a petition together for Tony Bliar's funeral to be funded on borrowing at 30% APR to be paid off by his descendants or he gets dug up again? Plus we should stuff his grave with as many poor foreigners as we can to keep costs down. He of course should be buried first maybe drag him in front of the the funeral cortège, he never managed that in life?
Part of the way through we should arrange for his grave to be invaded by Iraqi's?
'24 hours to bury the lying scumbag' has a certain ring to it.
Snot Goblin similar but we should also sell his gravestone off but first make sure marble prices are rock bottom. Maybe have a little audio track playing by his grave a few possible phrases.
'It is not my fault it started in America'
' I saved the world's economy'
'Dreadful bigoted woman'
any other suggestions for our esteemed ex leaders?Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I appreciate that some people are itching to get going but is it not usually the custom to wait for someone to pop their clogs before arranging the funeral?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I would imagine that IT contractors would be the first to show their gratitude and cough upOriginally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Aw now - see what you did, you got my hopes up.Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
I thought she'd popped her clogs.
I was looking forward to dancing on her grave
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Surely it's Blair's grave you lot should be eager to be dancing on? He hated IT contractors and the English working population in general and swamped us with immigrants.Comment
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Yes but that does'nt pander to the guilt complexes of the liberal leftOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostSurely it's Blair's grave you lot should be eager to be dancing on? He hated IT contractors and the English working population in general and swamped us with immigrants.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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