Back at the desk

[Troll]

Been out of the office since 20/12 wfh on non Bank Holidays- the biggest ball ache is shaving off 2 weeks of stubble!

[redgiant]

Back at the clientco and it's a slow start to 2012. Looking out over the Thames and the weather is miserable with rain lashing against the window ... glorious

Can't wait until my skiing/driving holiday in Canada at the end of the month ... under four weeks left

[d000hg]

the biggest ball ache is shaving off 2 weeks of stubble!

A rather unfortunate phrase in that particular sentence.

[SimonMac]

Been out of the office since 20/12 wfh on non Bank Holidays- the biggest ball ache is shaving off 2 weeks of stubble!

Are you still a child? After two weeks I have a near full beard!

I am back at the desk, however as I was working on the non bank holidays it doesn't feel like I have been gone

[MarillionFan]

Been out of the office since 20/12 wfh on non Bank Holidays- the biggest ball ache is shaving off 2 weeks of stubble!

Well if K2P2 was able to manage it, so should you.

[Troll]

Are you still a child? After two weeks I have a near full beard!

So please quantify what a full beard in two weeks means to you

Beard-second

The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light-year, but used for extremely short distances such as those in nuclear physics. The beard-second is defined as the length an average beard grows in one second. Kemp Bennet Kolb defines the distance as exactly 100 angstroms,[3] (i.e. 10 nanometers) while Nordling and Österman's Physics Handbook has it half the size at 5 nanometers.[4] Google Calculator supports the beard-second for unit conversions using the latter conversion factor.[5]

[SimonMac]

So please quantify what a full beard in two weeks means to you

A beard is the collection of hair that grows on the chin, cheeks and neck of human beings. Usually, only pubescent or adult males are able to grow beards. However, women with hirsutism may develop a beard. When differentiating between upper and lower facial hair, a beard specifically includes the moustache, which refers to hair above the upper lip and around it.

HTH