The official "guess what happened to MF" thread

[mudskipper]

I reckon...

He bought his kid a hobby horse for Christmas. Got a bit pissed and decided to show him how it works.

He's now in A&E getting a wooden pole removed from his jacksy.

[EternalOptimist]

heh heh

[sasguru mutant clone bot]

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[MarillionFan]

I reckon...

He bought his kid a hobby horse for Christmas. Got a bit pissed and decided to show him how it works.

He's now in A&E getting a wooden pole removed from his jacksy.

Its one of the following

A) There was a massive fight in the pub. Being a trained cage fighter I took on the whole pub, hitting, kicking and choking out the entire pub until a guy dressed as a Japanese samurai attacked me with a sword, in disarming him he stabbed me in the arse.
B) Someone fell in the harbour and I heroically jumped into save them. During the rescue I was attacked by a great white shark which bit me on the arse
C) I slipped on some beer on a pub dance floor and fell backwards on to a pint glass which cut my arse.

[AtW]

C) I slipped on some beer on a pub dance floor and fell backwards on to a pint glass which cut my arse.

[BrilloPad]

Being a trained cage fighter

Could we see you up against Churchill sometime?

[suityou01]

Could we see you up against Churchill sometime?

Get a piccie if you do and send it to

Up the arse corner
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