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Previously on "The official "guess what happened to MF" thread"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Could we see you up against Churchill sometime?


    Get a piccie if you do and send it to

    Up the arse corner
    Viz
    Newcastle

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Being a trained cage fighter
    Could we see you up against Churchill sometime?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    C) I slipped on some beer on a pub dance floor and fell backwards on to a pint glass which cut my arse.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I reckon...

    He bought his kid a hobby horse for Christmas. Got a bit pissed and decided to show him how it works.

    He's now in A&E getting a wooden pole removed from his jacksy.
    Its one of the following

    A) There was a massive fight in the pub. Being a trained cage fighter I took on the whole pub, hitting, kicking and choking out the entire pub until a guy dressed as a Japanese samurai attacked me with a sword, in disarming him he stabbed me in the arse.
    B) Someone fell in the harbour and I heroically jumped into save them. During the rescue I was attacked by a great white shark which bit me on the arse
    C) I slipped on some beer on a pub dance floor and fell backwards on to a pint glass which cut my arse.

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  • sasguru mutant clone bot
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    ..
    Last edited by sasguru mutant clone bot; 26 April 2014, 18:09.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    heh heh

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  • mudskipper
    started a topic The official "guess what happened to MF" thread

    The official "guess what happened to MF" thread

    I reckon...

    He bought his kid a hobby horse for Christmas. Got a bit pissed and decided to show him how it works.

    He's now in A&E getting a wooden pole removed from his jacksy.

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