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New year's resolutions

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    #11
    Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts.

    I plan to get fitter, and spend less time at work (46 weeks this year - too many).

    I also want to go snowboarding as I have missed the last couple of seasons.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

      Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts. ...
      WHS

      Sigh

      Mind you, I suppose it's a valid resolution if he really thinks the cream will work
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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts.

        I plan to get fitter, and spend less time at work (46 weeks this year - too many).

        I also want to go snowboarding as I have missed the last couple of seasons.
        Fitter good, less time at work great, snowboarding excellent...but what about your cock, it deserves some attention, no?

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          #14
          My resolution will be 1024 x 768
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            WHS

            Sigh

            Mind you, I suppose it's a valid resolution if he really thinks the cream will work
            I don't want to know. Anyway, it's no good having the nicest car in town if you don't have a driving licence.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post

              I don't want to know. Anyway, it's no good having the nicest car in town if you don't have a driving licence.
              I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

              Oh God, unsee! unsee!
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                #17
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

                Oh God, unsee! unsee!
                Aaarrrgghhh! I now have that image too.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Get a new sofa.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

                    Oh God, unsee! unsee!
                    You should be so lucky

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by russell View Post
                      I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.
                      So you're applying this cream all over your body then?
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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