Reply to: New year's resolutions

[russell]

My real resolution is to quit alcohol,

[OwlHoot]

I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.

So you're applying this cream all over your body then?

No, just his head

[Scrag Meister]

My resolution will be 1024 x 768

Mines upto 2560x1440, it's a compenisatory thing.

If it was my mother's resolution she would have me quit smoking, not happening yet.

But I do plan to continue my sensible eating, once the Christmas binge is over.

[sasguru]

I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.

So you're applying this cream all over your body then?

[russell]

I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

Oh God, unsee! unsee!

You should be so lucky

[AtW]

Get a new sofa.

[Zippy]

I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

Oh God, unsee! unsee!

Aaarrrgghhh! I now have that image too.

[OwlHoot]

I don't want to know. Anyway, it's no good having the nicest car in town if you don't have a driving licence.

I have this hideous mental picture now of Russell frantically pumping away with his cream-covered vacuum test tube thingy.

Oh God, unsee! unsee!

[Zippy]

WHS

Sigh

Mind you, I suppose it's a valid resolution if he really thinks the cream will work

I don't want to know. Anyway, it's no good having the nicest car in town if you don't have a driving licence.

[SimonMac]

My resolution will be 1024 x 768

[russell]

Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts.

I plan to get fitter, and spend less time at work (46 weeks this year - too many).

I also want to go snowboarding as I have missed the last couple of seasons.

Fitter good, less time at work great, snowboarding excellent...but what about your cock, it deserves some attention, no?

[OwlHoot]

Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts. ...

WHS

Sigh

Mind you, I suppose it's a valid resolution if he really thinks the cream will work

[Moscow Mule]

Well done gentlemen, a cock waving competition in 8 posts.

I plan to get fitter, and spend less time at work (46 weeks this year - too many).

I also want to go snowboarding as I have missed the last couple of seasons.

[russell]

That will make it 2 inches them

When soft yes, which, lets face it, is 4 times bigger then yours at full attention.

[Paddy]

I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.

That will make it 2 inches them