New year's resolutions

[Scrag Meister]

My resolution will be 1024 x 768

Mines upto 2560x1440, it's a compenisatory thing.

If it was my mother's resolution she would have me quit smoking, not happening yet.

But I do plan to continue my sensible eating, once the Christmas binge is over.

[OwlHoot]

I plan to grow my cock another inch with my magic cream.

So you're applying this cream all over your body then?

No, just his head

[russell]

My real resolution is to quit alcohol,